A software engineers Orkut Profile!

This is a forwarded e-mail I got sometime back.

Date: Jan 13, 2008 11:15 PM
Subject: FW: Orkut Profile of a Software Engineer
To: undisclosed-recipients

A software engineer’s Orkut Profile:

*About me*: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my
work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,
I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me–> "*Just
stop laughing*!!") *

Relationship Status :* *what*? Shocked *

Birthday :* The day my PL is about to fire me. *

Age :* 101111111111 *

Here for :* *web browsing* in company hours. *
Children *: can’t be (hey, *don’t get me wrong here*!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer. *

Languages I speak* : Java, C/C++, 010101110101 *

Religion* : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so *I love all

Political view *: the guy sitting beside me is a *pig!!

Humour :* weekly. *

Fashion:* Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a *cross-bag.

Smoking :* The second greatest pleasure on the earth. *

Drinking :* The first is this. *

Pets:* Yeah, *my manager looks like a dog*. Smile *

Living:* Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!! *

Hometown *:* My company* (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page) *

Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobs ahead (dot) com* Isn’t it Ultimate??? *

Passions:* searching for the *cheapest pub* around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying
about my future. *

Sports*: quake*, CS (Counter Strike), *computer chess. *

Activities:* Are you crazy? *

Books:* "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps",*

Music:* Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, *and anything depressing..

TV shows* : can’t afford one. *

Cuisines* : Bread Butter, Maggie, anything available within 200 meters of my

*Cell Phone: *Keep your cell Phones silent…(Don’t use rest rooms for
entertaining GF/BF)

*Work Phone: *Company phones are for internal use.(Company don’t pay you for
making  personal calls…)

* Occupation: *white collar Donkey work

*Career Interests :* Management, Entrepreneurship…….(ha… ha….)

*First thing you will notice about me: *Exhausted, Fwding fwded
mails….(ha… ha…)

*Turn-on’s:* Appreciation from manager

*Turn offs: *Bugs from client side against me…..

*My idea of a perfect first date:* Me & my partner ….I am showing him/her
my bug free code….(isn’t that every developer’s dream?…… ;)  )

*Five things I cant live without: *Fwd ed mails, GTalk, Coffee , Hope for
next & good Appraisal , Hard rock music

*In my bedroom you will find: *Do you think you will find a way for sleeping
in bedroom…. I think they should have ask like this. In my cubicle you
will find……. ha ha…..