Funny outputs from BASH

GNU/Linux has a lot of commands. Linux and Open Source Blog lists some humorous (but real) outputs when entered. Below are a few I found interesting

% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

[ Funny Linux Commands with actual outputs ]

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