Accountant/CA Jokes
Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.
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Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”
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We had many options to end our life.
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.
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Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!
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Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.
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Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.
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Heated Gold becomes ornament
Beated copper becomes wire
Depleted stome become statue
And…..
Tortured Student become CA!
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On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”
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New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…
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Student at Medical Shop : I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.
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The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.
Reason: People outside are desperate to come in…and people inside are dying to come out!
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Lives will change…
Courage will be shaken…
Destiny will be chosen…
From the makers of “CPT”…
Comes the sequel…
“PCC”
Coming soon at exam hall near you… Enjoy!
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CA vs Space Engineer Student
A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”
The Space Engineer ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?
The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.
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funny …..thanks
Alex
September 26, 2009 at 4:14 AM
Very Funny… Thanks..
Sai
January 23, 2010 at 7:29 AM
I like the jokes & I want these on my id
jitesh sharma
February 9, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Gd jokes,post more.wanna be on my mail also.
ANSHUL GARG
February 21, 2010 at 2:55 AM
mast joke hai
lalit
March 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM
more more more ca jokes
chetan
April 2, 2010 at 2:40 PM
ha ha very funny
dipak
April 20, 2010 at 11:08 AM
aaaaaaaaaa
Nishant
June 14, 2010 at 2:29 PM
Can u post some more like these man. They r awesome. Or may b add some links to where we can find some!?!?
Yash
July 1, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Thanks.. only you can understand a ca student.Send them on my id ankitcrw@gmail .com
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Ankit chirawa
August 11, 2010 at 3:28 PM
gr8!!!!
ashish motwani
August 28, 2010 at 7:51 AM
nice one
Kumud
October 4, 2010 at 7:34 PM
that was great
Prajjwal Dahal
October 6, 2010 at 12:42 PM
mast hai yar
utkarsh tiwari
December 14, 2010 at 4:59 PM
ha yr mujhe b lage
sunil
March 29, 2011 at 8:19 PM
nice
thansila
February 25, 2011 at 2:29 PM
hahahahahaha…………..mst h saare joks………:):):)
sunil
March 29, 2011 at 8:18 PM
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sunil
March 29, 2011 at 8:21 PM
wa re madarchod log mobile mein sms darkar hai.
radhika
May 18, 2011 at 5:53 PM
ha!ha!ha!so funny yar..ca studentomg
prashant
May 23, 2011 at 9:54 AM
your writing makes me laugh, it’s something fun, thanks friend
Golf Man
July 14, 2011 at 1:47 PM
superbbbbbbb jokes………
Balaji Raj
July 30, 2011 at 9:57 AM
hav’t laugh this much since 2006
mohit das
August 4, 2011 at 10:16 PM
he he he awesum !
vinchi
November 24, 2011 at 10:53 AM
MAZA AA GAYA . MUST JOKES HAIN.
hariom
December 1, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Very 2 Funny….. , I shared many of Them
Anand
December 24, 2011 at 3:06 AM
its was really nice. will
you put more?
ram Bajracaharya
December 25, 2011 at 1:52 PM
i like it more and have more fun….
Bishal Dhital
January 25, 2012 at 7:56 PM
good job!
ANSHUL OTTO
February 1, 2012 at 5:19 AM
(my contribution in ca jokes) One day an CA talking with their articles. CA:Ek din aisa aayega ki pralay aa jayegi, khane ko kuch nai milega, pene ko pani nai hoga, sub jaanwar mar jayenge, charo oor hahakaar macha hoga. Article said: Sir…, kya os din hamari chuti hogi?
ANSHUL OTTO
February 1, 2012 at 2:39 PM
GOOD JOKES
SOWMYA
February 12, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Long time ago when people secrify their love, enjoyment and such thing. . . They known as saint..
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In 21st century, when people secrify these thing, they known as CA student…
SatyaPrakash Sinha
February 27, 2012 at 9:46 AM
veryy funnyy
Syed Rizwana Sultana
March 20, 2012 at 7:14 PM
Many who don’t have a strong accounting background feel all accountants as being equal, but that is not the case. A well qualified accountant is equipped with the knowledge and experience to make a critical difference in many parts of your business including Tax Planning, Business Consulting, Personal Finance Advice, and Networking.
Local Tampa Bay Area Accountants Group
April 17, 2012 at 6:23 AM
Wonderful
Hari poudel
May 10, 2012 at 7:12 PM