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Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

We had many options to end our life.
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.


Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.

Heated Gold becomes ornament
Beated copper becomes wire
Depleted stome become statue
And…..
Tortured Student become CA!

On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”

A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”

New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…

Student at Medical Shop : I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
.
.
Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescription.

The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.
Reason: People outside are desperate to come in…and people inside are dying to come out!

Lives will change…

Courage will be shaken…

Destiny will be chosen…

From the makers of “CPT”…

Comes the sequel…

“PCC”

Coming soon at exam hall near you… Enjoy!

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

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Written by SA

August 31, 2009 at 10:29 AM

Posted in Funny

41 Responses

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  1. funny …..thanks

    Alex

    September 26, 2009 at 4:14 AM

  2. Very Funny… Thanks..

    Sai

    January 23, 2010 at 7:29 AM

  3. I like the jokes & I want these on my id

    jitesh sharma

    February 9, 2010 at 3:13 PM

  4. Gd jokes,post more.wanna be on my mail also.

    ANSHUL GARG

    February 21, 2010 at 2:55 AM

  5. mast joke hai

    lalit

    March 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM

  6. more more more ca jokes

    chetan

    April 2, 2010 at 2:40 PM

  7. ha ha very funny

    dipak

    April 20, 2010 at 11:08 AM

  8. aaaaaaaaaa

    Nishant

    June 14, 2010 at 2:29 PM

  9. Can u post some more like these man. They r awesome. Or may b add some links to where we can find some!?!?

    Yash

    July 1, 2010 at 1:35 PM

  10. Thanks.. only you can understand a ca student.Send them on my id ankitcrw@gmail .com


    Sent on a phone using T9space.com

    Ankit chirawa

    August 11, 2010 at 3:28 PM

  11. gr8!!!!

    ashish motwani

    August 28, 2010 at 7:51 AM

  12. nice one

    Kumud

    October 4, 2010 at 7:34 PM

  13. that was great

    Prajjwal Dahal

    October 6, 2010 at 12:42 PM

  14. mast hai yar

    utkarsh tiwari

    December 14, 2010 at 4:59 PM

  15. nice

    thansila

    February 25, 2011 at 2:29 PM

  16. hahahahahaha…………..mst h saare joks………:):):)

    sunil

    March 29, 2011 at 8:18 PM

  17. plzzzzzzzzzzzzz send all these to my mobile no……….9999739826

    sunil

    March 29, 2011 at 8:21 PM

  18. wa re madarchod log mobile mein sms darkar hai.

    radhika

    May 18, 2011 at 5:53 PM

  19. ha!ha!ha!so funny yar..ca studentomg

    prashant

    May 23, 2011 at 9:54 AM

  20. your writing makes me laugh, it’s something fun, thanks friend

    Golf Man

    July 14, 2011 at 1:47 PM

  21. superbbbbbbb jokes………

    Balaji Raj

    July 30, 2011 at 9:57 AM

  22. hav’t laugh this much since 2006

    mohit das

    August 4, 2011 at 10:16 PM

  23. he he he awesum !

    vinchi

    November 24, 2011 at 10:53 AM

  24. MAZA AA GAYA . MUST JOKES HAIN.

    hariom

    December 1, 2011 at 4:05 PM

  25. Very 2 Funny….. , I shared many of Them

    Anand

    December 24, 2011 at 3:06 AM

  26. its was really nice. will
    you put more?

    ram Bajracaharya

    December 25, 2011 at 1:52 PM

  27. i like it more and have more fun….

    Bishal Dhital

    January 25, 2012 at 7:56 PM

  28. good job!

    ANSHUL OTTO

    February 1, 2012 at 5:19 AM

  29. (my contribution in ca jokes) One day an CA talking with their articles. CA:Ek din aisa aayega ki pralay aa jayegi, khane ko kuch nai milega, pene ko pani nai hoga, sub jaanwar mar jayenge, charo oor hahakaar macha hoga. Article said: Sir…, kya os din hamari chuti hogi?

    ANSHUL OTTO

    February 1, 2012 at 2:39 PM

  30. GOOD JOKES

    SOWMYA

    February 12, 2012 at 1:19 PM

  31. Long time ago when people secrify their love, enjoyment and such thing. . . They known as saint..
    .
    .
    .
    In 21st century, when people secrify these thing, they known as CA student…

    SatyaPrakash Sinha

    February 27, 2012 at 9:46 AM

  32. veryy funnyy

    Syed Rizwana Sultana

    March 20, 2012 at 7:14 PM

  33. Many who don’t have a strong accounting background feel all accountants as being equal, but that is not the case. A well qualified accountant is equipped with the knowledge and experience to make a critical difference in many parts of your business including Tax Planning, Business Consulting, Personal Finance Advice, and Networking.

  34. Wonderful

    Hari poudel

    May 10, 2012 at 7:12 PM

  35. mohabaten in CA
    ek ladki thi diwani si. law pe wo marti thi. kuch puchna tha sayad use lekin accountce se wo darti. jab bhi milti thi mujse bas ye hi pucha karti thi ye CA kaise hote h
    aur
    me sirf ye hi kah pata
    Aankhe khuli ho ya band, padna bus last mounth hi hota h, kaise kahu o yara ye CA aisa hi hota h
    tu ru ru ru ru…

    mukesh saini jaipur

    June 27, 2012 at 10:48 PM

  36. Congratulatation
    for my all CA Students friends CA Day on 1 july
    9782711051

    mukesh saini jaipur

    June 27, 2012 at 10:55 PM

  37. friends study bhi karo or masti bhi ca to hum ban kar he rahe ga.

    Praveen kushwaha

    March 24, 2013 at 10:00 PM

  38. Ammazingggg….

    A.G.

    May 11, 2013 at 3:31 PM

  39. Hahahaha nice yrr

    Ankit

    October 20, 2013 at 11:13 AM


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